NEW WING IN THE HOSPITAL
Added on: 2nd Dec 2016
DOCTORS WERE TOLD TO CONTRIBUTE
TO THE CONSTRUCTION OF A NEW WING
AT THE HOSPITAL.
WHAT DID THEY DO?
THE ALLERGISTS
VOTED TO SCRATCH IT.
THE DERMATOLOGISTS
PREFERRED NO RASH MOVES.
THE PODIATRISTS
THOUGHT IT WAS A
BIG STEP FORWARD.
THE GASTROENTEROLOGISTS
HAD A GUT FEELING ABOUT IT.
THE OPHTHALMOLOGISTS
CONSIDERED THE IDEA
SHORT-SIGHTED.
THE NEUROLOGISTS
THOUGHT THE ADMINISTRATION
HAD A LOT OF NERVE.
THE ORTHOPAEDISTS
ISSUED A JOINT RESOLUTION.
THE PAEDIATRICIANS
SAID, "GROW UP."
THE PSYCHIATRISTS
THOUGHT IT WAS MADNESS.
THE SURGEONS
DECIDED TO WASH THEIR
HANDS OF THE WHOLE THING.
THE RADIOLOGISTS
COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT.
THE INTERNISTS
THOUGHT IT WAS A
HARD PILL TO SWALLOW.
THE CARDIOLOGISTS
DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO SAY NO.
AND THE PLASTIC SURGEONS SAID,
"THIS PUTS A WHOLE NEW FACE ON THE MATTER."
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