ADVICE FROM THE DOC
Added on: 4th Dec 2016
A MAN WALKED INTO A
THERAPIST'S OFFICE LOOKING
VERY DEPRESSED,
"DOC, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME."
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"
THE DOCTOR INQUIRED.
"WELL, I'M 35 YEARS OLD AND
I HAVE NO LUCK WITH THE LADIES.
NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY,
I JUST SEEM TO SCARE THEM AWAY."
"MY FRIEND,
THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM.
YOU JUST NEED TO WORK
ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.
EACH MORNING,
I WANT YOU TO GET UP AND
RUN TO THE BATHROOM MIRROR.
TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU
ARE A GOOD PERSON,
A FUN PERSON AND
AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON.
BUT SAY IT WITH REAL CONVICTION.
WITHIN A WEEK YOU'LL HAVE
WOMEN BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU."
THE MAN SEEMED CONTENT WITH
THIS ADVICE AND WALKED OUT
OF THE OFFICE A BIT EXCITED.
THREE WEEKS LATER
HE RETURNED WITH THE SAME
DOWNTRODDEN EXPRESSION
ON HIS FACE.
"DID MY ADVICE NOT WORK?"
ASKED THE DOCTOR.
"IT WORKED.
FOR THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS
I'VE MET SEVERAL GREAT WOMEN.
ALL OF THEM FUNNY AND CHARMING,
EVERYTHING A MAN COULD ASK FOR."
"SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?"
"I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM,"
THE MAN REPLIED.
"MY WIFE DOES."
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