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ADVICE FROM THE DOC

Added on: 4th Dec 2016

 

A MAN WALKED INTO A

THERAPIST'S OFFICE LOOKING

VERY DEPRESSED,

"DOC, YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME." 

"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?"

THE DOCTOR INQUIRED. 

"WELL, I'M 35 YEARS OLD AND

I HAVE NO LUCK WITH THE LADIES.

NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY,

I JUST SEEM TO SCARE THEM AWAY." 

"MY FRIEND,

THIS IS NOT A SERIOUS PROBLEM.

YOU JUST NEED TO WORK

ON YOUR SELF-ESTEEM.

EACH MORNING,

I WANT YOU TO GET UP AND

RUN TO THE BATHROOM MIRROR.

TELL YOURSELF THAT YOU

ARE A GOOD PERSON,

A FUN PERSON AND

AN ATTRACTIVE PERSON.

BUT SAY IT WITH REAL CONVICTION.

WITHIN A WEEK YOU'LL HAVE

WOMEN BUZZING ALL AROUND YOU." 

THE MAN SEEMED CONTENT WITH

THIS ADVICE AND WALKED OUT

OF THE OFFICE A BIT EXCITED.

THREE WEEKS LATER

HE RETURNED WITH THE SAME

DOWNTRODDEN EXPRESSION

ON HIS FACE.

"DID MY ADVICE NOT WORK?"

ASKED THE DOCTOR. 

"IT WORKED.

FOR THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS

I'VE MET SEVERAL GREAT WOMEN.

ALL OF THEM FUNNY AND CHARMING,

EVERYTHING A MAN COULD ASK FOR." 

"SO, WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?" 

"I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM,"

THE MAN REPLIED.

"MY WIFE DOES."

 

 

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