WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?

ONE MORNING AT A DOCTOR'S OFFICE

A PATIENT ARRIVES COMPLAINING

OF SERIOUS BACK-PAIN.

THE DOCTOR EXAMINES HIM

AND ASKS HIM, "

OK, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BACK?" 

THE PATIENT REPLIES,

"YOU KNOW THAT I WORK FOR A LOCAL

NIGHT CLUB RIGHT?

THIS MORNING I GOT HOME TO MY

APARTMENT EARLY AND HEARD

A NOISE IN MY BEDROOM.

ON ENTERING I KNEW SOMEONE

HAD BEEN WITH MY WIFE AND

THE BALCONY DOOR WAS OPEN.

I RUSHED OUT THE BALCONY DOOR

AND DID NOT FIND ANYONE.

AS I LOOKED DOWN FROM THE

BALCONY I SAW A MAN RUNNING

OUT AND HE WAS DRESSING HIMSELF.

I GRABBED THE FRIDGE AND

THREW IT AT HIM,

THAT’S HOW I STRAINED MY BACK" 

THE 2ND PATIENT ARRIVES

LOOKING AS IF HE HAS BEEN

IN A CAR WRECK.

THE DOCTOR SAID,

"MY PREVIOUS PATIENT LOOKED BAD,

BUT YOU LOOK TERRIBLE.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?" 

HE REPLIED,

"YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED

FOR A WHILE NOW.

TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY

AT MY NEW JOB.

I FORGOT TO SET MY ALARM

AND WAS RUNNING LATE.

I WAS RUNNING OUT OF THE

BUILDING, GETTING DRESSED

AT THE SAME TIME

AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT

BUT I WAS HIT BY A FRIDGE." 

THE 3RD PATIENT ARRIVES,

HE LOOKS EVEN WORSE

THAN THE OTHER TWO PATIENTS DO..

THE DOCTOR IS SHOCKED.

AGAIN HE ASKS,

"WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO YOU?" 

"WELL, I WAS SITTING IN A FRIDGE

AND SOMEONE THREW IT

FROM THE 3RD FLOOR..."