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OPERATIONS

Added on: 7th Dec 2016

 

TWO LITTLE KIDS ARE IN A HOSPITAL,

LYING ON GURNEYS NEXT TO EACH OTHER,

OUTSIDE THE OPERATING ROOM. 

THE FIRST KID LEANS OVER AND ASKS,

"WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?" 

THE SECOND KID SAYS,

"I'M IN HERE TO GET MY TONSILS OUT

AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS." 

THE FIRST KID SAYS,

"YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

I HAD THAT DONE WHEN I WAS FOUR.

THEY PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND WHEN

YOU WAKE UP THEY GIVE YOU LOTS OF

JELL-O AND ICE CREAM.

IT'S A BREEZE." 


THE SECOND KID THEN ASKS,

"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?" 

THE FIRST KID SAYS,

"A CIRCUMCISION." 

AND THE SECOND KID SAYS,

"WHOA, GOOD LUCK, BUDDY,

I HAD THAT DONE WHEN I WAS BORN

COULDN'T WALK FOR A YEAR."

 

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