OPERATIONS
Added on: 7th Dec 2016
TWO LITTLE KIDS ARE IN A HOSPITAL,
LYING ON GURNEYS NEXT TO EACH OTHER,
OUTSIDE THE OPERATING ROOM.
THE FIRST KID LEANS OVER AND ASKS,
"WHAT ARE YOU IN HERE FOR?"
THE SECOND KID SAYS,
"I'M IN HERE TO GET MY TONSILS OUT
AND I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS."
THE FIRST KID SAYS,
"YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
I HAD THAT DONE WHEN I WAS FOUR.
THEY PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND WHEN
YOU WAKE UP THEY GIVE YOU LOTS OF
JELL-O AND ICE CREAM.
IT'S A BREEZE."
THE SECOND KID THEN ASKS,
"WHAT ARE YOU HERE FOR?"
THE FIRST KID SAYS,
"A CIRCUMCISION."
AND THE SECOND KID SAYS,
"WHOA, GOOD LUCK, BUDDY,
I HAD THAT DONE WHEN I WAS BORN
COULDN'T WALK FOR A YEAR."
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