THE PHYSICIAN'S LAST SPEECH
Added on: 9th Dec 2016
DR. EPSTEIN WAS A RENOWNED
PHYSICIAN WHO EARNED HIS
MEDICAL DEGREE IN HIS HOME TOWN
AND LEFT FOR MANHATTAN.
SOON HE WAS INVITED TO GIVE
A SPEECH BACK IN HIS HOME TOWN.
AS HE PLACED HIS PAPERS ON
THE LECTERN THEY SLID OFF
ONTO THE FLOOR AND WHEN HE
BENT OVER TO RETRIEVE THEM,
AT PRECISELY THE WRONG INSTANT,
HE PASSED A GIGANTIC FART
AND THE MICROPHONE AMPLIFIED
IT THROUGHOUT THE ROOM.
HE WAS EMBARRASSED BUT
REGAINED HIS COMPOSURE
TO DELIVER HIS PAPER.
AFTER HE CONCLUDED,
HE RACED OUT THE STAGE DOOR,
NEVER TO BE SEEN IN HIS
HOMETOWN UNTIL DECADES LATER.
HIS RETURN THOSE MANY YEARS LATER
WAS TO VISIT HIS AILING,
ELDERLY MOTHER.
HE RESERVED A HOTEL ROOM UNDER
A FALSE NAME, LEVY, AND ARRIVED
UNDER COVER OF DARKNESS.
THE DESK CLERK ASKED HIM,
"IS THIS YOUR FIRST VISIT
TO OUR CITY, MR. LEVY?"
DR. EPSTEIN REPLIED,
"WELL, YOUNG MAN, NO, IT ISN'T.
I GREW UP HERE BUT
THEN I MOVED AWAY."
"WHY HAVEN'T YOU VISITED?"
ASKED THE CLERK.
"I DID VISIT ONCE, MANY YEARS AGO,
BUT AN EMBARRASSING THING
HAPPENED AND SINCE THEN I'VE
BEEN TOO ASHAMED TO RETURN."
THE CLERK CONSOLED HIM,
"SIR, WHILE I DON'T HAVE YOUR
LIFE EXPERIENCES, ONE THING
I'VE LEARNED IS THAT OFTEN WHAT
SEEMS EMBARRASSING TO ME
ISN'T EVEN REMEMBERED BY OTHERS.
I'LL BET THAT'S TRUE OF
YOUR INCIDENT, TOO."
DR. EPSTEIN REPLIED,
"SON, I HOPE THAT'S THE CASE
WITH MY INCIDENT."
"WAS IT A LONG TIME AGO?"
"YES, MANY YEARS."
"WAS IT BEFORE OR AFTER
THE EPSTEIN FART?"
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