HILARIOUS DOORMATS GUESTS WON'T BE ABLE TO RESIST STEPPING ON

WARN THEM IN ADVANCE

LET THE DOORMAT INTRODUCE ITSELF

GIVE THEM A CHOICE

DON’T BEAT ABOUT THE BUSH

GIVE THEM FAMILIAR INSTRUCTIONS

LET YOUR DOORMAT PRAISE THE

GUESTS FOR THEIR OUTFIT

BE HONEST WITH YOUR GUESTS

OR YOU CAN YOU CONFUSE THEM A BIT

STEPPING ON SCALES MIGHT MAKE THEM

LOSE THEIR CONFIDENCE