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MENTAL HOSPITAL

Added on: 13th Dec 2016

 

JIM AND MARY WERE BOTH

PATIENTS IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL.

 

ONE DAY WHILE THEY WERE WALKING

PAST THE HOSPITAL SWIMMING POOL,

JIM SUDDENLY JUMPED

INTO THE DEEP END.

 

HE SANK TO THE BOTTOM

AND STAYED THERE.

MARY PROMPTLY JUMPED IN

TO SAVE HIM. SHE SWAM TO

THE BOTTOM AND PULLED JIM OUT. 

WHEN THE MEDICAL DIRECTOR

BECAME AWARE OF MARY'S

HEROIC ACT HE IMMEDIATELY

ORDERED HER TO BE

DISCHARGED FROM THE HOSPITAL

AS HE NOW CONSIDERED HER

TO BE MENTALLY STABLE.

 

WHEN HE WENT TO TELL MARY

THE NEWS HE SAID,

"MARY, I HAVE GOOD NEWS

AND BAD NEWS.

 

THE GOOD NEWS IS

YOU'RE BEING DISCHARGED

BECAUSE SINCE YOU WERE ABLE

TO JUMP IN AND SAVE THE LIFE

OF ANOTHER PATIENT,

I THINK YOU'VE REGAINED

YOUR SENSES.

THE BAD NEWS IS JIM,

THE PATIENT YOU SAVED,

HUNG HIMSELF WITH HIS

BATHROBE BELT IN THE BATHROOM.

I AM SO SORRY, BUT HE'S DEAD." 

MARY REPLIED,

"HE DIDN'T HANG HIMSELF,

I PUT HIM THERE TO DRY." 

 

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