GREATEST DAD JOKES OF ALL TIME
Added on: 15th Dec 2016
WHAT TIME DID THE MAN GO TO THE DENTIST?
WHY DID THE CLYDESDALE GIVE THE
PONY A GLASS OF WATER?
Because it was a little horse!
I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS A MUFFLER LAST NIGHT
I woke up exhausted!
I USED TO HAVE A JOB AT A CALENDAR FACTORY…
But I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
TWO GUYS WALK INTO A BAR…
The third one ducks.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A KLEENEX DANCE?
Put a little bookie in it!
WHY DO CHICKEN COOPS ONLY HAVE TWO DOORS?
Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY WHO
They say he made a mint!
TWO PEANUTS WERE WALKING DOWN THE STREET
One was a salted.