GRANDMA GOLDBERG

GRANDMA GOLDBERG,

A WOMAN OF 85,

WAS SLOWLY AMBLING 
DOWN THE STREET WHEN

SHE MET HER PHYSICIAN

DR. COHEN. 

DR. COHEN,

A DAPPER GREYING MAN

IN HIS EARLY 60'S 
ASKED THE ELDERLY LADY

"MRS. GOLDBERG

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?" 

FOR A LONG MOMENT

THE WOMAN GAVE

THE GOOD DOCTOR

A TERRIBLE STARE

AND THEN SHE SAID

"YOU ASK ME HOW 
I'M FEELING!

I'LL TELL YOU HOW

I'M FEELING!!

MY LEGS HURT,

MY CHEST IS SORE,

MY HEART IS

BEATING TOO FAST 
AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!

I HAVE HORRIBLE HEADACHES 
AND STOMACH PAINS TOO!" 

THE GOOD DOCTOR

LOOKED AT THE ELDERLY LADY

WITH COMPASSION,

"IF YOU'RE FEELING SO AWFUL,

WHY DON'T YOU COME AND SEE

ME RIGHT AWAY?" 

GRANDMA GOLDBERG

LET OUT A SIGH AND SAID,

"I WAS JUST WAITING UNTIL

I FELT A LITTLE BETTER."