THE WORST JOBS EVER YOU MIGHT NOT WANT ON YOUR CV

ROAD KILL COLLECTOR

With the traffic getting denser and denser, the amount of

animals killed by vehicles has increased to the point that

road kill collectors have become needed on the roads.

These people are responsible for locating,

removing and disposing of road kills.

HUMAN SCARECROW

Dressed up in old tattered clothes with large holey hats,

walking around a field, this is how several students have

really ended up, performing the job of a human scarecrow.

PAINT DRYING WATCHER

Yes, there are people out there who got paid for watching

paint dry. One of the most boring jobs ever, this job is to

figure out how the colours of the paint change as they

dry and to ensure that the paints are durable.

ANIMAL MASTURBATOR

As many scientists and researchers need animal sperm,

there must be someone to provide it. Needless to say,

obtaining sperm from large animals such as pigs or

bulls can be also very dangerous.

CEREMONIAL GUARD

Being a ceremonial guard might seem like a cool job,

but standing motionless and expressionless for long

hours in every kind of weather is actually not cool at all.

Moreover, the guards often have to endure annoying

tourists who take pictures with them.

ARMPIT SNIFFER

Working for cosmetic companies, armpit sniffers are

paid for smelling other people´s armpits to determine

the effects of the companies´ products such as deodorants.

BREATH ODOUR EVALUATOR

As disgusting as the previous job, the position of a

breath odour evaluator also requires a good sense of

smell and willingness to evaluate smells that are usually

far from pleasant. Breath odour evaluators usually work

for mint and toothpaste companies.

DOG BREATH SNIFFER

The dog version of the breath odour evaluator, the

dog breath sniffer analyses odour of dog´s breath

to test the effect of their diet on their teeth.

SEWAGE CLEANER

Another job that really stinks, a sewage cleaner has to deal

with some of the worst odours on a daily basis. In some

less developed countries, sewage cleaners even have to

dive into the sewage and clean it manually.