WISE ITALIAN GRANDFATHER
Added on: 14th Sep 2013
Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside:
"Guido, I wan' you lissina me.
I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ·38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.
How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy.
Somma day you gonna be runna da business,
you gonna have a beautiful wife,
lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.
Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.
Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you watch and say,