WISE ITALIAN GRANDFATHER

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside:

"Guido, I wan' you lissina me.

I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ·38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.

How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy.

Somma day you gonna be runna da business,

you gonna have a beautiful wife,

lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos.

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man.

Whatta you gonna do then?

Pointa to you watch and say,

'times up'?"