CROWDFUNDING REQUESTS THAT ARE REMARKABLY RIDICULOUS
Added on: 23rd Dec 2016
THE PLOT OF THE MOVIE "THE MARTIAN" HAD
MATT DAMON LEFT ON MARS, ABANDONED
TO BE DEAD. AFTER OVERHEARING THE NEWS,
ONE FAN WANTED TO MAKE SURE WE COULD
GET THE SILVER SCREEN SUPERSTAR BACK
TO EARTH SAFELY
KATE FUNK, BRENNAN GROH, AND A BLACK CAT
NAMED AC HAVE BEEN MAKING "THE WORLD'S
MOST SUPER AMAZING 100% AWESOME CAT
CALENDAR" FOR YEARS. TO GET THE CALENDAR
FINISHED IN TIME AND TO BUILD THE
ELABORATE SETS, THEY TOOK TO
CROWDFUNDING $3,500. THEY ENDED UP RAISING
OVER $25,000 AND MADE HUNDREDS OF
PEOPLE HAPPY WITH THEIR VERY OWN SUPER
AMAZING CAT CALENDAR IN RETURN
SKIP THAT MORNING COFFEE! WITH THE
CAFFEINATED POWER ENERGY TOOTHPASTE,
YOU'LL RECEIVE A "RUSH WHILE YOU BRUSH"
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.
THIS GIRL WANTS HELP TO CURE HER
"INSECURITIES" AND "FEEL ALIVE AGAIN" BY
CROWDFUNDING A BREAST ENLARGEMENT
ONE MAJOR TIM TEBOW FAN WANTED TO BUY
AN NFL TEAM TO MAKE THE FORMER FLORIDA
GATOR ITS STARTING QUARTERBACK
FRED BENESON DECIDED HE WANTED TO TRANSLATE
THE ENTIRETY OF THE NOVEL "MOBY DICK" INTO
AN EMOJI BOOK. HE SUCCEEDED IN HIS
RIDICULOUS KICKSTARTER REQUEST AND WAS
ABLE TO "CONFRONT A LOT OF OUR SHARED
ANXIETIES ABOUT THE FUTURE OF HUMAN
EXPRESSION BY FORCING A GREAT WORK OF
LITERATURE THROUGH SUCH A STRANGE NEW FILTER."
AIMING TO "GET REAL PEOPLE AND SMALL
BUSINESSES ENGAGED IN POLITICS," FCTRY
CREATED A KICKSTARTER TO DESIGN AND
DISTRIBUTE A BERNIE SANDERS "
JOIN-THE-ACTION FIGURE." (THEY'VE EVEN
MADE A HILLARY CLINTON FIGURE IN THE PAST.)
THIS KANYE WEST FAN CREATED A FUNDRAISER
AFTER HEARING THE SINGER WAS $53 MILLION
IN DEBT. THE TROUBLE WAS THAT KANYE DIDN'T
WANT THE MONEY. IN THE END, THE FAN
DONATED IT TO FUND ARTS IN SCHOOLS.
AFTER LYING TO A BLACK METAL RECORD
PRODUCER ABOUT HAVING A BLACK METAL
BASSOON DUET, LIAM PERRY & JAMIE JOHNSON
TOOK TO KICKSTARTER TO RAISE THE FUNDS
TO TURN THEIR LIE INTO A REALITY
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