THE OLD MAN

A 92 YEAR-OLD MAN

WENT TO THE DOCTOR

TO GET A PHYSICAL.

A FEW DAYS LATER

THE DOCTOR SAW THE MAN

WALKING DOWN THE STREET 
WITH A GORGEOUS

YOUNG LADY ON HIS ARM. 

A COUPLE OF DAYS LATER

THE DOCTOR TALKED

TO THE MAN AND SAID,

"YOU'RE REALLY DOING GREAT,

AREN'T YOU?" 

THE MAN REPLIED,

"JUST DOING WHAT YOU SAID,

DOCTOR. GET A HOT MAMMA

AND BE CHEERFUL." 

THE DOCTOR REPLIED,

"I DIDN'T SAY THAT.

I SAID, YOU GOT A HEART MURMUR.

BE CAREFUL."