THINGS THAT SEEM FUN UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY DO THEM
Added on: 27th Dec 2016
Don’t get us wrong, the 60 second ride is fun.
It’s the 2 hour wait that kills it.
BECOMING AN AIRLINE PILOT
To all the non-pilots out there, don’t become a pilot.
Some regional co-pilots barely make minimum
wage, even with the big airlines.
BEING A SUPERSTAR
Have you ever noticed how superstars seem to be
even more dissatisfied with their lives than normal
people? That’s because they are. The grass is greener…
Have you ever been to a beginners’ violin recital?
The best part is the ending.
SLEEPING ON THE TOP BUNK
You will learn to hate that ladder.
GOING TO TACO BELL
Who doesn’t love tacos? The answer to that is
nobody. Who doesn’t regret eating Taco Bell tacos
almost immediately after eating them?
The answer to that is also nobody.
EATING DOG BONES
Just because your dog likes them doesn’t mean that
you will. Have you ever seen your dog eat its own puke?
FIGHTING ON TOP OF MOVING TRAINS
This is nowhere near as cool in real life. First of all,
nobody can see you. Second of all, you can’t see anybody else.
WINNING THE LOTTERY
And then your friends find out about it…