THINGS YOU WISH THEY TOLD YOU ABOUT HAVING KIDS
Added on: 29th Dec 2016
YOU WILL NEVER SIT THROUGH AN ENTIRE DINNER
You will have to get up. Multiple times.
KIDS GET REALLY SICK
Yea, you do too right? Not like this.
It’s more of a habit for them.
YOU WILL BE JUDGED
Not just by your kids, but by other parents. Prepare to
have your every decision scrutinized, especially if it
doesn’t correspond to what the other parents did with their kids.
RULES ARE FUTILE
Kids are natural lawyers. They will poke holes in your
rules until you yourself don’t even know why you
implemented the rule in the first place. Try to be
transparent with the reasons that you do things.
THE BABY MONITOR WILL TERRIFY YOU
When it goes silent that is. Every time the noise stops
your panic will start.
EVERYTHING WILL TERRIFY YOU
Even on your way to work, you’ll worry about getting
into a crash and who will take care of your kids.
KIDS GET THEIR ENERGY BY SUCKING IT OUT
OF THE ADULTS AROUND THEM
That includes you.
KIDS GROW FAST
Like…really fast. One day they’re lying on their back,
the next day they’re crawling around and
you’re looking for them.
YOU WILL FEEL AWKWARD
Especially when you first walk out of the hospital
holding a new life that is entirely your responsibility
to take care of. Good luck.