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LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE HOTEL

Added on: 30th Dec 2016

 

IT WAS THREE O'CLOCK

IN THE MORNING AND THE

RECEPTIONIST AT A POSH HOTEL

WAS JUST DOZING OFF,

WHEN A LITTLE OLD LADY

CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HER,

SCREAMING.

 

"PLEASE COME QUICKLY!"

SHE YELLED,

"I JUST SAW A NAKED MAN

OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!" 

THE RECEPTIONIST IMMEDIATELY

RUSHED UP TO THE OLD LADY'S ROOM.

 

"WHERE IS HE?"

ASKED THE RECEPTIONIST. 

"HE'S OVER THERE,"

REPLIED THE LITTLE OLD LADY,

POINTING TO AN APARTMENT

BUILDING OPPOSITE THE HOTEL.

 

THE RECEPTIONIST LOOKED OVER

AND COULD SEE A MAN

WITH NO SHIRT ON,

MOVING AROUND HIS APARTMENT.

 

"IT'S PROBABLY A MAN WHO'S

GETTING READY TO GO TO BED,"

SHE SAID REASSURINGLY.

"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW

HE'S NAKED, YOU CAN ONLY SEE

HIM FROM THE WAIST UP?" 

"THE DRESSER, HONEY!"

SCREAMED THE OLD LADY.

"TRY STANDING ON THE DRESSER!"

 

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