LITTLE OLD LADY IN THE HOTEL
Added on: 30th Dec 2016
IT WAS THREE O'CLOCK
IN THE MORNING AND THE
RECEPTIONIST AT A POSH HOTEL
WAS JUST DOZING OFF,
WHEN A LITTLE OLD LADY
CAME RUNNING TOWARDS HER,
SCREAMING.
"PLEASE COME QUICKLY!"
SHE YELLED,
"I JUST SAW A NAKED MAN
OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!!"
THE RECEPTIONIST IMMEDIATELY
RUSHED UP TO THE OLD LADY'S ROOM.
"WHERE IS HE?"
ASKED THE RECEPTIONIST.
"HE'S OVER THERE,"
REPLIED THE LITTLE OLD LADY,
POINTING TO AN APARTMENT
BUILDING OPPOSITE THE HOTEL.
THE RECEPTIONIST LOOKED OVER
AND COULD SEE A MAN
WITH NO SHIRT ON,
MOVING AROUND HIS APARTMENT.
"IT'S PROBABLY A MAN WHO'S
GETTING READY TO GO TO BED,"
SHE SAID REASSURINGLY.
"AND HOW DO YOU KNOW
HE'S NAKED, YOU CAN ONLY SEE
HIM FROM THE WAIST UP?"
"THE DRESSER, HONEY!"
SCREAMED THE OLD LADY.
"TRY STANDING ON THE DRESSER!"
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