INVENTIONS THAT MAKE US QUESTION HUMANITY
Added on: 30th Dec 2016
AIR CONDITIONED SHOES
No Hydro-Tech, they’re just shoes with
holes in them.
SOCIAL MEDIA
Possibly nothing else in history has led so many people
to question the state of humanity.
CROCS
Wearing them for hunting, gardening, or fishing makes
sense. They’re functional and they get the job done.
Wearing them to the grocery store? Your dignity
will leak out through those holes.
HELMETS
As Seinfeld put it, we started doing hobbies that could
potentially fracture our skulls. Instead of making those
hobbies safer, or finding other hobbies, we just
wore helmets and kept doing them.
SWAGWAYS
First Segways, now Swagways. The only thing worse
than these two is a Walmart scooter. ‘Murca.
SELFIE STICKS
This one has nearly reached plague status.
ALCOHOL
See youtube.
DVD REWINDER
The actual product is genius. It’s the people that
legitimately tried to rewind their DVD’s that we need
to be worried about.
FANNY PACKS
They are practical for sure, but definitely don’t wear
these outside of North America, Europe, or
Australia. You’re just asking to be kidnapped.
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