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INVENTIONS THAT MAKE US QUESTION HUMANITY

Added on: 30th Dec 2016

 

AIR CONDITIONED SHOES

Air conditioned shoes

No Hydro-Tech, they’re just shoes with

holes in them.

 

 

SOCIAL MEDIA

Social media

Possibly nothing else in history has led so many people

to question the state of humanity.

 

 

CROCS

Crocs

Wearing them for hunting, gardening, or fishing makes

sense. They’re functional and they get the job done.

Wearing them to the grocery store? Your dignity

will leak out through those holes.

 

 

HELMETS

Helmets

As Seinfeld put it, we started doing hobbies that could

potentially fracture our skulls. Instead of making those

hobbies safer, or finding other hobbies, we just

wore helmets and kept doing them.

 

 

SWAGWAYS

Swagways

First Segways, now Swagways. The only thing worse 

than these two is a Walmart scooter.  ‘Murca.

 

 

SELFIE STICKS

Selfie sticks

This one has nearly reached plague status.

 

 

ALCOHOL

Alcohol

See youtube.

 

 

DVD REWINDER

DVD Rewinder

The actual product is genius. It’s the people that

legitimately tried to rewind their DVD’s that we need

to be worried about.

 

 

FANNY PACKS

Fanny packs

They are practical for sure, but definitely don’t wear

these outside of North America, Europe, or

Australia. You’re just asking to be kidnapped.

 


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