ON NEW YEAR'S EVE

ON NEW YEAR'S EVE,

MARILYN STOOD UP

IN THE LOCAL PUB

AND SAID THAT IT WAS

TIME TO GET READY.

AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT,

SHE WANTED EVERY HUSBAND

TO BE STANDING NEXT TO

THE ONE PERSON WHO

MADE HIS LIFE WORTH LIVING.

WELL, IT WAS KIND OF

EMBARRASSING. AS THE

CLOCK STRUCK,

THE BARTENDER WAS

ALMOST CRUSHED TO DEATH.