Added on: 19th Sep 2013
In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as:
"I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i"
rather than
"I've just buggered a 14 year old escort".
The police still haven't seen the funny side,
my lap top's been confiscated,
and the wife has gone off to her mother.
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