SHIP CAPTAIN
Added on: 9th Oct 2013
The first mate asks the ship captain
why he always wears a red shirt to fight off pirates.
The captain replies,
"It keeps the men brave.
If I get wounded, you won't see the blood,
and you'll keep on fighting."
The next day, a fleet of pirate ships appear on the horizon.
The first mate says,
"Get me my brown pants!"
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