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ROUNDING UP

Added on: 15th Oct 2013

 

My sister decided to go on a diet,

and that first evening she phoned me.

I could tell her mouth was full,

so I asked her what she was eating.

"A cupcake," she mumbled.

"I just got on the scale, and it read 149 1/2 pounds.

I decided that was no place to start a diet,

so I’m rounding it off to 150."





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