THREE MISCHIEVOUS OLD GRANNIES

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing home…..

When an old Grandpa walked by.


And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
The old man said, "There is no way you
can guess it, you old fools."
One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can!

Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.

" Embarrassed just a little, but
anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped
his drawers. The Grandmas asked him to
first turn around a couple of times and to jump
up and down several times. Then they all
piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"
Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent
asked, "How in the world did you guess?"
Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three
old ladies happily yelled in unison...

"We were at your birthday
party yesterday!"