Bad Dog Needs Rotten Home



Added on: 18th Oct 2013


A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.


On their wedding night, she told her new husband,


"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."


"What?" said the puzzled groom.


"How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"


"Well, Husband No. 1 was a sales representative.


He kept telling me how great it was going to be.


Husband No. 2 was in software services.


He was never really sure how it was supposed to function,


but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.


Husband No. 3 was from field services.


He said everything checked out diagnostically,


but he just couldn't get the system up. #


Husband No. 4 was in telemarketing.


Even though he knew he had the order,


he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.


Husband No. 5 was an engineer.


He understood the basic process,


but wanted three years to research, implement,


and design a new state-of-the-art method.


Husband No. 6 was from finance and administration.


He thought he knew how,


but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.


Husband No. 7 was in marketing.


Although he had a nice product,


he was never sure how to position it.


Husband No. 8 was a psychologist.


All he ever did was talk about it.


Husband No. 9 was a gynaecologist.


All he did was look at it.


Husband No. 10 was a stamp collector.


All he ever did was...


God! I miss him!


But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"


"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"


"You're a lawyer.


This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"

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