OLD MAN

An old man goes to a church,

and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old.

I have been married for 50 years.

All these years I had been faithful to my wife,

but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old." 

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?" 

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish." 

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?" 

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"