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MONEY FOR A FERRARI

Added on: 22nd Nov 2013

 

Lady: Do you smoke?

 

Man: Yes

 

Lady: How many packs a day?

 

Man: 3 packs

 

Lady: How much per pack

 

Man: $10.00

 

Lady: And how long have you been smoking?

 

Man: 15 years

 

Lady: So 1 pack cost $10.00 and you have 3 packs a day which puts your

spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800 correct?

 

Man: Correct

 

Lady: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation,

the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?

 

Man: Correct

 

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn’t smoked,

that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account

and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years,

you could have now bought a Ferrari?

 

Man: Do you smoke?

 

Lady: No

 

Man: Where’s your Ferrari then? :P

 


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