WHICH END

AT A DINNER PARTY, ONE OF THE GUESTS,

AN OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD YOUNG MAN,

TRIED TO MAKE CLEVER REMARKS ABOUT

EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.

WHEN HE WAS SERVED A PIECE OF MEAT,

HE PICKED IT UP WITH HIS FORK,

HELD IT UP AND SMIRKED: ‘IS THIS PIG?’

ANOTHER GUEST, SITTING OPPOSITE, ASKED QUIETLY:

‘WHICH END OF THE FORK ARE YOU REFERRING TO?’