TALKING PARROTS

A LADY APPROACHES HER PRIEST AND TELLS HIM,

“FATHER, I HAVE A PROBLEM. I HAVE TWO FEMALE TALKING PARROTS,

BUT THEY ONLY KNOW HOW TO SAY ONE THING.”

“WHAT DO THEY SAY?” THE PRIEST INQUIRED.

“THEY ONLY KNOW HOW TO SAY,

‘HI, WE’RE SINGLE. ‘WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN?’”

“THAT’S TERRIBLE!” THE PRIEST EXCLAIMED,

“BUT I HAVE A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.

BRING YOUR TWO FEMALE PARROTS OVER TO MY HOUSE

AND I WILL PUT THEM WITH MY TWO MALE TALKING PARROTS

WHOM I TAUGHT TO PRAY AND READ THE BIBLE.

MY PARROTS WILL TEACH YOUR PARROTS TO STOP SAYING

THAT TERRIBLE PHRASE AND YOUR FEMALE PARROTS

WILL LEARN TO PRAISE AND WORSHIP.”

“THANK YOU!” THE WOMAN RESPONDED.

THE NEXT DAY THE WOMAN BRINGS HER FEMALE PARROTS

TO THE PRIEST’S HOUSE.

HIS TWO MALE PARROTS ARE HOLDING ROSARY BEADS

AND PRAYING IN THEIR CAGE.

THE LADY PUTS HER TWO FEMALE PARROTS IN WITH

THE MALE PARROTS AND THE FEMALE PARROTS SAY,

”HI, WE’RE SINGLE, WANT TO HAVE SOME FUN?”

ONE MALE PARROT LOOKS OVER AT THE OTHER MALE PARROT

AND EXCLAIMS, “PUT THE BEADS AWAY.

OUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!”