TRAVELLERS WIFE

A TRAVELLER PULLS INTO A HOTEL AROUND MIDNIGHT

AND ASKS THE CLERK FOR A SINGLE ROOM.

AS THE CLERK FILLS OUT THE PAPERWORK,

THE MAN LOOKS AROUND AND SEES A

GORGEOUS BLONDE SITTING IN THE LOBBY.

HE TELLS THE CLERK TO WAIT WHILE HE

DISAPPEARS INTO THE LOBBY.

AFTER A MINUTE HE COMES BACK,

WITH THE GIRL ON HIS ARM.

“FANCY MEETING MY WIFE HERE,”

HE SAYS TO THE CLERK.

“GUESS I’LL NEED A DOUBLE ROOM FOR THE NIGHT.”

NEXT MORNING, HE COMES TO SETTLE HIS BILL

AND FINDS THE AMOUNT TO BE OVER $3000.

“WHAT’S THE MEANING OF THIS?”

HE YELLS AT THE CLERK.

“I’VE ONLY BEEN HERE ONE NIGHT!”

“YES,” SAYS THE CLERK,

“BUT YOUR WIFE HAS BEEN HERE FOR THREE WEEKS.”