TEN YEARS AGO
Added on: 7th Dec 2013
AN ELDERLY COUPLE WERE KILLED IN AN ACCIDENT
AND FOUND THEMSELVES BEING GIVEN A TOUR
OF HEAVEN BY SAINT PETER.
“HERE IS YOUR OCEANSIDE CONDO,
OVER THERE ARE THE TENNIS COURTS,
SWIMMING POOL, AND TWO GOLF COURSES.
IF YOU NEED ANY REFRESHMENTS,
JUST STOP BY ANY OF THE MANY BARS
LOCATED THROUGHOUT THE AREA.”
“HECK, GLORIA,”
THE OLD MAN HISSED WHEN SAINT PETER WALKED OFF,
“WE COULD HAVE BEEN HERE TEN YEARS AGO
IF YOU HADN’T HEARD ABOUT ALL THAT STUPID
OAT BRAN, WHEAT GERM, AND LOW-FAT DIETS!”
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