CHERRY ON TOP

A FAT WOMAN WENT INTO A CAFE

AND ORDERED TWO SLICES OF APPLE PIE

WITH FOUR SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM COVERED

WITH LASHINGS OF RASPBERRY SAUCE AND

PILES OF CHOPPED NUTS.

‘WOULD YOU LIKE A CHERRY ON THE TOP ?’

ASKED THE WAITRESS.

‘NO, THANKS,’ SAID THE WOMAN,

‘I’M ON A DIET !’