WEDDING ANNIVERSARY

AN AGED FARMER AND HIS WIFE WERE LEANING

AGAINST THE EDGE OF THEIR PIG-PEN WHEN THE OLD

WOMAN WISTFULLY RECALLED THAT THE NEXT WEEK

WOULD MARK THEIR GOLDEN WEDDING ANNIVERSARY.

‘LET’S HAVE A PARTY, HOMER,’ SHE SUGGESTED.

‘LET’S KILL A PIG.’

THE FARMER SCRATCHED HIS GRIZZLED HEAD.

‘GEEEE,’ HE FINALLY ANSWERED,

‘I DON’T SEE WHY THE PIG SHOULD TAKE THE BLAME

FOR SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED FIFTY YEARS AGO.’