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NAVIGATIONAL CAT

Added on: 21st Dec 2013

 

A MAN HATED HIS WIFE’S CAT AND

 

HE DECIDED TO GET RID OF IT.

 

HE DROVE 20 BLOCKS AWAY FROM HOME AND

 

DROPPED THE CAT THERE.

 

THE CAT WAS ALREADY WALKING UP THE DRIVEWAY

 

WHEN HE APPROACHED HIS HOME.

 

THE NEXT DAY, HE DECIDED TO DROP THE CAT

 

40 BLOCKS AWAY BUT THE SAME THING HAPPENED.

 

HE KEPT ON INCREASING THE NUMBER OF BLOCKS

 

BUT THE CAT KEPT ON COMING HOME BEFORE HIM.

 

AT LAST HE DECIDED TO DRIVE A FEW MILES AWAY,

 

TURN RIGHT, THEN LEFT, PAST THE BRIDGE,

 

THEN RIGHT AGAIN AND ANOTHER RIGHT AND

 

SO ON UNTIL HE REACHED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS

 

A PERFECT SPOT AND DROPPED THE CAT THERE.

 

HOURS LATER, THE MAN CALLS HIS WIFE AT HOME

 

AND ASKED HER, “JEN IS THE CAT THERE?”

 

“YES, WHY DO YOU ASK?” ANSWERED THE WIFE.

 

FRUSTRATED THE MAN SAID, “PUT THAT CAT ON THE

 

PHONE, I’M LOST AND I NEED DIRECTIONS.”

 


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