NAVIGATIONAL CAT
Added on: 21st Dec 2013
A MAN HATED HIS WIFE’S CAT AND
HE DECIDED TO GET RID OF IT.
HE DROVE 20 BLOCKS AWAY FROM HOME AND
DROPPED THE CAT THERE.
THE CAT WAS ALREADY WALKING UP THE DRIVEWAY
WHEN HE APPROACHED HIS HOME.
THE NEXT DAY, HE DECIDED TO DROP THE CAT
40 BLOCKS AWAY BUT THE SAME THING HAPPENED.
HE KEPT ON INCREASING THE NUMBER OF BLOCKS
BUT THE CAT KEPT ON COMING HOME BEFORE HIM.
AT LAST HE DECIDED TO DRIVE A FEW MILES AWAY,
TURN RIGHT, THEN LEFT, PAST THE BRIDGE,
THEN RIGHT AGAIN AND ANOTHER RIGHT AND
SO ON UNTIL HE REACHED WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS
A PERFECT SPOT AND DROPPED THE CAT THERE.
HOURS LATER, THE MAN CALLS HIS WIFE AT HOME
AND ASKED HER, “JEN IS THE CAT THERE?”
“YES, WHY DO YOU ASK?” ANSWERED THE WIFE.
FRUSTRATED THE MAN SAID, “PUT THAT CAT ON THE
PHONE, I’M LOST AND I NEED DIRECTIONS.”
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