THINGS YOU CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS

1: I PREFER BREASTS TO LEGS.       

2: TYING THE LEGS TOGETHER KEEPS THE INSIDE MOIST.

3: SMOTHER THE BUTTER ALL OVER THE BREASTS.            

4: IF I DON'T UNDO MY TROUSERS, I'LL BURST!

5: I'VE NEVER SEEN A BETTER SPREAD!

6: I FANCY A LITTLE DARK MEAT FOR A CHANGE.

7: ARE YOU READY FOR SECONDS YET?

8: IT'S A LITTLE DRY, DO YOU STILL WANT TO EAT IT??

9: JUST WAIT YOUR TURN, YOU'LL GET SOME!

10: DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR MEAT!

11: STUFF IT UP BETWEEN THE LEGS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO.                   

12: DO YOU THINK YOU'LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE ALL THESE PEOPLE AT ONCE?                   

13: I DIDN'T EXPECT EVERYONE TO COME AT THE SAME TIME!

14: YOU STILL HAVE A LITTLE BIT ON YOUR CHIN.                   

15: HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE AFTER YOU PUT IT IN?

16: YOU'LL KNOW IT'S READY WHEN IT POPS UP.

17: JUST PULL THE END AND WAIT FOR THE BANG.

18: THAT'S THE BIGGEST BIRD I'VE EVER HAD!

19: I'M SO FULL, I'VE BEEN GOBBLING NUTS ALL MORNING.

20: WOW, I DIDN'T THINK I COULD HANDLE ALL THAT AND STILL WANT MORE.