MERRY CHRISTMAS IN LAWYER'S TERMS
Added on: 28th Dec 2013
PLEASE ACCEPT WITHOUT OBLIGATION, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED,
THESE BEST WISHES FOR AN ENVIRONMENTALLY SAFE,
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE, LOW STRESS, NON ADDICTIVE,
AND GENDER NEUTRAL CELEBRATION OF THE WINTER
SOLSTICE HOLIDAY AS PRACTICED WITHIN THE MOST
ENJOYABLE TRADITIONS OF THE RELIGIOUS PERSUASION
OF YOUR CHOICE (BUT WITH RESPECT FOR THE RELIGIOUS
OR SECULAR PERSUASIONS AND/OR TRADITIONS OF OTHERS,
OR FOR THEIR CHOICE NOT TO PRACTICE RELIGIOUS OR
SECULAR TRADITIONS AT ALL) AND FURTHER FOR A
FISCALLY SUCCESSFUL, PERSONALLY FULFILLING, AND MEDICALLY
UNCOMPLICATED ONSET OF THE GENERALLY ACCEPTED
CALENDAR YEAR (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO,
THE CHRISTIAN CALENDAR, BUT NOT WITHOUT DUE
RESPECT FOR THE CALENDARS OF CHOICE OF OTHER CULTURES).
THE PRECEDING WISHES ARE EXTENDED WITHOUT REGARD
TO THE RACE, CREED, COLOUR, AGE, PHYSICAL ABILITY,
RELIGIOUS FAITH, CHOICE OF COMPUTER PLATFORM,
OR SEXUAL PREFERENCE OF THE WISHEE(S).
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