CHRISTMAS JOKES
Added on: 30th Dec 2013
- What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
- I'm going out tonight !
------------------ - Who's there ?
- Mary
- Mary who ?
- Mary Christmas !
------------------- - What's red & white & red & white & red & white & red & white???
- Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!
-------------------- - Bert, aged 25. ‘My wife’s an angel’.
- Don, aged 57. ‘You are lucky, mine is still alive’.
--------------------- - What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
- She'd go to a "re-tail" shop for a new one!
--------------------- - How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?
- Chick to chick!
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- Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
- Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
--------------------- - What do you have in December that’s not in any other month?
- The letter D!
--------------------- - Santa: "So little girl, what would you like for Christmas?"
- Girl: "I want a Barbie Doll and a G.I. Joe."
--------------------- - Christmas is the time when people put so many bulbs on the
- outside of their houses, you don't know if they're celebrating
- the birth of Jesus or General Electric.
--------------------- - What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
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- Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wenceslas
Wenceslas who?
Wenceslas train home?
--------------------- - Friendship is like a violin the music may stop now
- and then, but the strings will last forever.
--------------------- - Christmas is truly a magical moment.
Your money disappears into thin air.
--------------------- - The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the
- year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
--------------------- - What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum - you can’t beat it…
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