NEW JOB

BOBBY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS,

"BARTENDER, ONE ROUND FOR EVERYONE, ON ME!"

THE BARTENDER SAYS,

"WELL, SEEMS YOU'RE IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD TONIGHT, HMM?"

BOBBY SAYS, "OH, YOU CAN BET ON IT! I JUST GOT HIRED

BY THE CITY TO GO AROUND AND REMOVE ALL THE

MONEY FROM PARKING METERS. I START ON MONDAY!"

THE BARTENDER CONGRATULATES HIM AND

PROCEEDS TO POUR THE ROUND.

MONDAY EVENING ARRIVES AND BOBBY COMES BACK

INTO THE BAR AND SAYS,

"BARTENDER, TWO ROUNDS FOR EVERYONE, ON ME!"

THE BARTENDER SAYS,

"WELL NOW! IF YOU'RE SO HAPPY JUST OVER HAVING

THIS NEW JOB, I CAN JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY YOU'LL BE

WHEN YOU GET YOUR PAYCHECK!"

BOBBY LOOKS AT THE BARTENDER WITH A WONDROUS

LOOK ON HIS FACE, PULLS OUT A HANDFUL OF

QUARTERS FROM HIS POCKET,

AND SAYS,

"YOU MEAN THEY'LL PAY ME TOO?"