WIFE'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT

A MAN ASKED HIS WIFE,

“WHAT WOULD YOU MOST LIKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?”

SHE SAID, “I’D LOVE TO BE TEN AGAIN.”

ON THE MORNING OF HER BIRTHDAY,

HE GOT HER UP BRIGHT AND EARLY AND

THEY WENT TO A THEME PARK.

HE PUT HER ON EVERY RIDE IN THE PARK –

THE DEATH SLIDE, THE SCREAMING LOOP,

THE WALL OF FEAR.

SHE HAD A GO ON EVERY RIDE THERE WAS.

SHE STAGGERED OUT OF THE THEME PARK

FIVE HOURS LATER, HER HEAD REELING

AND HER STOMACH TURNING.

THEN THEY WERE OFF TO A MOVIE THEATRE

WHERE THEY ATE POPCORN AND SWEETS AND DRANK COLA.

AT LAST SHE STAGGERED HOME WITH HER

HUSBAND AND COLLAPSED INTO BED.

HER HUSBAND LEANED OVER AND ASKED,

“WELL, DEAR, WHAT WAS IT LIKE BEING TEN AGAIN?”

ONE EYE OPENED AND SHE GROANED,

“ACTUALLY, HONEY,

I MEANT DRESS SIZE!”