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BLONDE AT THE PETROL STATION

Added on: 16th Jan 2014

 

A BLONDE WALKED INTO A PETROL STATION

 

AND SAID TO THE MANAGER,

 

''I LOCKED MY KEYS IN MY CAR.

 

DO YOU HAVE A COAT HANGER OR SOMETHING

 

I CAN STICK THROUGH THE WINDOW TO UNLOCK THE DOOR?''

''WHY SURE,'' SAID THE MANAGER,

 

''WE HAVE SOMETHING THAT WORKS ESPECIALLY WELL FOR THAT.''

A COUPLE MINUTES LATER,

 

THE MANAGER WALKED OUTSIDE TO SEE HOW THE

 

BLONDE WAS DOING AND HE HEARD ANOTHER VOICE.

 

''NO, NO! A LITTLE TO THE LEFT,''

 

SAID THE OTHER BLONDE INSIDE THE CAR.


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