A NOT SO DUMB BLONDE

THERE WAS A BLONDE WHO FOUND HERSELF SITTING

NEXT TO A LAWYER ON AN AIRPLANE.

THE LAWYER JUST KEPT BUGGING THE BLONDE

WANTING HER TO PLAY A GAME OF INTELLIGENCE.

FINALLY, THE LAWYER OFFERED HER 10 TO 1 ODDS

AND SAID EVERY TIME THE BLONDE COULD NOT

ANSWER ONE OF HIS QUESTIONS, SHE OWED HIM £5,

BUT EVERY TIME HE COULD NOT ANSWER HERS,

HE’D GIVE HER £50.

THE LAWYER FIGURED HE COULD NOT LOSE AND

THE BLONDE RELUCTANTLY ACCEPTED.

THE LAWYER FIRST ASKED,

“WHAT IS THE DISTANCE BETWEEN THE

EARTH AND THE NEAREST STAR?”

WITHOUT SAYING A WORD THE BLONDE HANDED HIM £5.

THEN THE BLONDE ASKED,

“WHAT GOES UP A HILL WITH 3 LEGS AND COMES

BACK DOWN THE HILL WITH 4 LEGS?”

WELL, THE LAWYER LOOKED PUZZLED.

HE TOOK SEVERAL HOURS,

LOOKING UP EVERYTHING HE COULD ON HIS LAPTOP

AND EVEN PLACING NUMEROUS AIR-TO-GROUND

PHONE CALLS TRYING TO FIND THE ANSWER.

FINALLY, ANGRY AND FRUSTRATED,

HE GAVE UP AND PAID THE BLONDE £50

THE BLONDE PUT THE £50 INTO HER PURSE WITHOUT COMMENT

BUT THE LAWYER INSISTED,

“WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION?”

WITHOUT SAYING A WORD,

THE BLONDE HANDED HIM £5.