STAY LIKE A ROBOT
Added on: 28th Jan 2014
A WOMAN WAS HAVING SEX IN AN APARTMENT
20 FLOORS HIGH WITH ANOTHER MAN.
SHE THEN HEARD HER HUSBAND COMING…
SHE TOLD HER LOVER TO STAY LIKE A ROBOT AND NOT TO MOVE.
HUSBAND: WHAT IS THIS?
WIFE: THIS IS A ROBOT, I BOUGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH
WHEN YOU ARE TRAVELLING…
HUSBAND: OKAY…LETS HAVE SEX NOW…
WIFE: NO SWEETHEART… YESTERDAY I GOT MY PERIOD,
SO I WILL GO AND MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE FOR YOU…
AFTER SHE LEFT THE HUSBAND SAID:
DAMN I AM SO HORNY, I WILL F*CK THIS ROBOT…HE TRIED F*CKING.
THE MAN STARTED TALKING IN A METALLIC ROBOTIC WAY…
“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”
HUSBAND: DAMN ROBOT IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY…
I AM THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW…
THE MAN REALIZED THAT HE WAS ON THE 20TH FLOOR AND SAID…
“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…”
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