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STAY LIKE A ROBOT

Added on: 28th Jan 2014

 

A WOMAN WAS HAVING SEX IN AN APARTMENT

20 FLOORS HIGH WITH ANOTHER MAN.

SHE THEN HEARD HER HUSBAND COMING…

SHE TOLD HER LOVER TO STAY LIKE A ROBOT AND NOT TO MOVE.

HUSBAND: WHAT IS THIS?

WIFE: THIS IS A ROBOT, I BOUGHT TO HAVE SEX WITH

 

WHEN YOU ARE TRAVELLING…

 

HUSBAND: OKAY…LETS HAVE SEX NOW…

WIFE: NO SWEETHEART… YESTERDAY I GOT MY PERIOD,

 

SO I WILL GO AND MAKE A CUP OF COFFEE FOR YOU…

 

AFTER SHE LEFT THE HUSBAND SAID:

DAMN I AM SO HORNY, I WILL F*CK THIS ROBOT…HE TRIED F*CKING.

THE MAN STARTED TALKING IN A METALLIC ROBOTIC WAY…

“SYSTEM ERROR…WRONG HOLE… SYSTEM ERROR… WRONG HOLE…”

HUSBAND: DAMN ROBOT IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY…

I AM THROWING IT OUT OF THE WINDOW…

THE MAN REALIZED THAT HE WAS ON THE 20TH FLOOR AND SAID…

“SOFTWARE UPDATED…PLEASE TRY AGAIN…”


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