THE CHIHUAHUA, DOBERMAN AND A BULLDOG

THE TACO BELL CHIHUAHUA,

A DOBERMAN,

AND A BULLDOG

ARE IN A BAR HAVING A DRINK,

WHEN A GREAT LOOKING FEMALE COLLIE

COMES UP TO THEM AND SAYS,

"WHOEVER CAN SAY LIVER AND CHEESE

IN A SENTENCE CAN HAVE ME." 

SO THE DOBERMAN SAYS,

"I LOVE LIVER AND CHEESE."

THE COLLIE REPLIES,

"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

" THE BULLDOG SAYS, "

I HATE LIVER AND CHEESE."

SHE SAYS, "THAT'S NOT CREATIVE ENOUGH.

" FINALLY, THE CHIHUAHUA SAYS,

"LIVER ALONE, CHEESE MINE."