TIMES HAVE CHANGED

15 YEARS AGO…..

A PROGRAM WAS….. A TELEVISION SHOW

AN APPLICATION WAS…. FOR EMPLOYMENT

WINDOWS WERE….. SOMETHING YOU HATED TO CLEAN

A KEYBOARD WAS…. A PIANO

MEMORY WAS…. SOMETHING YOU LOST WITH AGE

A CD WAS… A BANK ACCOUNT

IF YOU UNZIPPED IN PUBLIC YOU WENT TO JAIL

COMPRESS WAS SOMETHING YOU DID TO GARBAGE

A HARD DRIVE WAS A LONG TRIP ON THE ROAD

LOG ON WAS ADDING WOOD TO A FIRE

A MOUSE PAD WAS WHERE A MOUSE LIVED

CUT YOU DID WITH SCISSORS

PASTE YOU DID WITH GLUE

A WEB WAS A SPIDER’S HOME

AND A VIRUS WAS THE FLU!!!

TIMES HAVE CHANGED!