SOME MORE SILLY JOKES

I MET A DUTCH GIRL WITH INFLATABLE SHOES LAST WEEK,

PHONED HER UP TO ARRANGE A DATE BUT UNFORTUNATELY

SHE’D POPPED HER CLOGS.

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POLICE ARRESTED TWO KIDS YESTERDAY,

ONE WAS DRINKING BATTERY ACID, THE OTHER WAS EATING FIREWORKS.

THEY CHARGED ONE AND LET THE OTHER ONE OFF.

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 APPARENTLY, ONE IN FIVE PEOPLE IN THE WORLD ARE CHINESE.

AND THERE ARE FIVE PEOPLE IN MY FAMILY,

SO IT MUST BE ONE OF THEM. IT’S EITHER MY MUM OR MY DAD.

OR MY OLDER BROTHER, COLIN. OR MY YOUNGER BROTHER,

HO-CHAN-CHU.

BUT I THINK IT’S COLIN.

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I WENT TO A RESTAURANT THAT SERVES

'BREAKFAST AT ANY TIME'.

SO I ORDERED FRENCH TOAST DURING THE RENAISSANCE.

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'BEING AN ENGLAND SUPPORTER IS LIKE BEING THE

OVER-OPTIMISTIC PARENTS OF THE FAT KID ON SPORTS DAY'

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