GONE FOR THE WEEKEND

A MAN LEFT FOR WORK ONE FRIDAY AFTERNOON.

INSTEAD OF GOING HOME, HE STAYED OUT THE

ENTIRE WEEKEND HUNTING WITH THE BOYS AND

SPENDING ALL HIS WAGES.

WHEN HE FINALLY GOT HOME ON SUNDAY NIGHT,

HE WAS CONFRONTED BY HIS VERY ANGRY WIFE.

AFTER TWO HOURS, SHE STOPPED NAGGING AND SAID:

'HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE ME

FOR TWO OR THREE DAYS?'

HE REPLIED: 'THAT WOULD BE FINE WITH ME.'

MONDAY WENT BY AND HE DIDN'T SEE HIS WIFE.

TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY CAME AND WENT

WITH THE SAME RESULTS.

THURSDAY, THE SWELLING WENT DOWN

JUST ENOUGH FOR HIM TO SEE HER A LITTLE

OUT OF THE CORNER OF HIS LEFT EYE.