EVEN MORE SILLY JOKES

TWO AERIALS MEET ON A ROOF, FALL IN LOVE AND GET MARRIED.

THE RECEPTION WAS BRILLIANT.

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"DOC, I CAN'T STOP SINGING THE GREEN, GREEN GRASS OF HOME."

HE SAID: "THAT SOUNDS LIKE TOM JONES SYNDROME."

"IS IT COMMON?" I ASKED.

"IT'S NOT UNUSUAL," HE REPLIED.

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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT GOT EXCITED?

SHE FINISHED A JIGSAW PUZZLE IN SIX MONTHS,

WHEN THE BOX SAID,

"TWO TO FOUR YEARS."

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AN OLD TEACHER ASKED HER STUDENT,

"IF I SAY, 'I AM BEAUTIFUL,' WHICH TENSE IS THAT?"

THE STUDENT REPLIED,

"IT IS OBVIOUSLY PAST."

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WHY IS A RIVER RICH?

BECAUSE IT HAS TWO BANKS.

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