DEAD FROG
Added on: 27th Feb 2014
A YOUNG BOY WALKS INTO A WHORE HOUSE DRAGGING A DEAD FROG.
HE ASKS THE MAN AT THE FRONT DESK IF HE CAN HAVE A WOMAN
AND THE MAN SAYS ''NO, SON. YOU HAVE TO BE 18.''
THE BOY HANDS THE MAN A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL AND
THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO UPSTAIRS TO ROOM 7.
THEN THE BOY ASKS THE MAN IF HE CAN HAVE A GIRL WITH ACTIVE HERPES.
THE MAN SAYS ''NO, I'M SORRY, BUT ALL OF OUR GIRLS ARE CLEAR.''
THE BOY HANDS HIM ANOTHER ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL AND
THE MAN TELLS HIM TO GO UPSTAIRS TO ROOM 4.
ABOUT TWENTY MINUTES LATER, THE BOY COMES BACK AND
THE MAN AT THE FRONT DESK ASKS THE BOY WHY HE IS DRAGGING A
DEAD FROG AND WHY HE WANTED A GIRL WITH HERPES.
''WELL, TONIGHT WHEN THE BABYSITTER COMES OVER,
I'LL HAVE SEX WITH HER AND GIVE HER HERPES.
THEN, WHEN MY DAD TAKES HER HOME, SHE WILL GIVE IT TO HIM.
THEN, WHEN MY PARENTS HAVE SEX TONIGHT,
MY MOM WILL GET IT TOO.
THEN TOMORROW MORNING WHEN MY DAD GOES TO WORK
MY MOM WILL GIVE HERPES TO THE MAILMAN,
AND HE'S THE BASTARD THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!'''
Comment on this