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THE LITTLE FIRE ENGINE

Added on: 28th Feb 2014

 

A LITTLE BOY, WEARING A BIG RED FIRE HAT,

 

WAS RIDING A TOY FIRE TRUCK DOWN THE STREET.

 

THE TRUCK WAS BEING PULLED BY A BEAUTIFUL LABRADOR RETRIEVER.

 

UNFORTUNATELY, THE ROPE WAS TIED AROUND THE DOG'S PRIVATES,

 

AND AS A CONSEQUENCE, THE TRUCK WAS GOING VERY SLOWLY.

 

A MAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET NOTICED HOW SLOWLY THE

 

BOY WAS BEING PULLED AND GENTLY SAID TO HIM,

 

''YOU KNOW, SON, THAT TRUCK WOULD GO A LOT FASTER IF

 

THE ROPE WAS TIED AROUND YOUR DOG'S NECK.''

 

THE BOY NODDED IN AGREEMENT AND SAID,

 

''BUT THEN THERE WOULDN'T BE A SIREN.''

 

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