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Added on: 13th Mar 2014

 

THREE BULLS HEARD THE RANCHER WAS

 

BRINGING ANOTHER BULL ONTO THE RANCH.

FIRST BULL:

 

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"I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARS. I'M NOT GIVING

 

THIS NEW BULL ANY OF MY 100 COWS."

SECOND BULL:

 

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"I'VE BEEN HERE THREE YEARS AND HAVE

 

EARNED MY RIGHT TO 50 COWS. I'M KEEPING ALL MY COWS."

THIRD BULL: "I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR, AND SO FAR,

 

YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY LET ME HAVE 10 COWS.

 

I MAY NOT BE AS BIG AS YOU FELLOWS,

 

BUT I'M KEEPING ALL 10 OF MY COWS."

JUST THEN AN 18-WHEELER PULLS UP IN THE PASTURE

 

CARRYING THE BIGGEST BULL THEY'VE EVER SEEN.

 

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AT 4,700 POUNDS, EACH STEP HE TAKES

 

STRAINS THE STEEL RAMP.

FIRST BULL: "I THINK I CAN SPARE A FEW

 

COWS FOR OUR NEW FRIEND."

SECOND BULL: "I ACTUALLY HAVE TOO MANY COWS TO

 

TAKE CARE OF. I CAN SPARE A FEW.

 

I'M CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR AN ARGUMENT."

THEY LOOK OVER AT THE THIRD BULL AND FIND HIM

 

PAWING THE DIRT, SHAKING HIS HORNS AND SNORTING.

 

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FIRST BULL: "SON, DON'T BE FOOLISH –

 

LET HIM HAVE SOME OF YOUR COWS AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT."

THIRD BULL: "HELL, HE CAN HAVE ALL MY COWS.

 

I'M JUST MAKING SURE HE KNOWS I'M A BULL."

 


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