NEW BULL
Added on: 13th Mar 2014
THREE BULLS HEARD THE RANCHER WAS
BRINGING ANOTHER BULL ONTO THE RANCH.
FIRST BULL:
"I'VE BEEN HERE FIVE YEARS. I'M NOT GIVING
THIS NEW BULL ANY OF MY 100 COWS."
SECOND BULL:
"I'VE BEEN HERE THREE YEARS AND HAVE
EARNED MY RIGHT TO 50 COWS. I'M KEEPING ALL MY COWS."
THIRD BULL: "I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A YEAR, AND SO FAR,
YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY LET ME HAVE 10 COWS.
I MAY NOT BE AS BIG AS YOU FELLOWS,
BUT I'M KEEPING ALL 10 OF MY COWS."
JUST THEN AN 18-WHEELER PULLS UP IN THE PASTURE
CARRYING THE BIGGEST BULL THEY'VE EVER SEEN.
AT 4,700 POUNDS, EACH STEP HE TAKES
STRAINS THE STEEL RAMP.
FIRST BULL: "I THINK I CAN SPARE A FEW
COWS FOR OUR NEW FRIEND."
SECOND BULL: "I ACTUALLY HAVE TOO MANY COWS TO
TAKE CARE OF. I CAN SPARE A FEW.
I'M CERTAINLY NOT LOOKING FOR AN ARGUMENT."
THEY LOOK OVER AT THE THIRD BULL AND FIND HIM
PAWING THE DIRT, SHAKING HIS HORNS AND SNORTING.
FIRST BULL: "SON, DON'T BE FOOLISH –
LET HIM HAVE SOME OF YOUR COWS AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT."
THIRD BULL: "HELL, HE CAN HAVE ALL MY COWS.
I'M JUST MAKING SURE HE KNOWS I'M A BULL."
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