SPRING FEVER

FOUR HIGH SCHOOL BOYS AFFLICTED WITH

SPRING FEVER SKIPPED MORNING CLASSES.

AFTER LUNCH THEY REPORTED TO THE TEACHER

THAT THEY HAD A FLAT TYRE.

MUCH TO THEIR RELIEF SHE SMILED AND SAID,

"WELL, YOU MISSED A TEST TODAY SO

TAKE SEATS APART FROM ONE ANOTHER AND

TAKE OUT A PIECE OF PAPER." STILL SMILING,

SHE WAITED FOR THEM TO SIT DOWN.

THEN SHE SAID:

"FIRST QUESTION:

WHICH TYRE WAS FLAT?"