STAYING ALIVE
Added on: 22nd Mar 2014
A COWBOY TOLD HIS GRANDSON
THE SECRET TO A LONG LIFE.
HE SAID, "YOU GOTTA SPRINKLE A LITTLE GUNPOWDER ON
YOUR OATMEAL, SEE. IF YOU DO,
YOU'LL LIVE TO A NICE RIPE OLD AGE."
SO THE COWBOY DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY EVERY DAY,
AND SURE ENOUGH, LIVED TO THE NICE RIPE OLD AGE OF 96.
WHEN HE DIED HE LEFT BEHIND 4 CHILDREN,
8 GRANDCHILDREN, 15 GREAT-GRANDCHILDREN
...AND A 16 FOOT HOLE IN THE WALL OF THE CREMATORIUM.
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